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“Could this get any worse,” he groaned, sinking into his seat. And then they arrived. Yep. Woo whatta great day. Being forced to go to some dumbass camp. He pushed open the door and slid out, shoving his hands in his pockets. 

“Oh c’mon Dave! Camping’s gonna be great!” Jade said walking around the car smiling at him. 

“Yeah about as great as getting the rack torture.” Dave pulled out his bag and glanced around, pushing his shades up and sighing. He should at least try to have fun if he was there.

harleygnostic:

musicsexual:

“I do know anything. I know a lot of things. and that is probably the most vague thing ive heard you spit out so far. ‘good’ doesnt tell me how you have been. But whatever. I’ve been okay. And by okay, I mean bored as fuck. Speaking of boredom, what is there to do at camp?”

Jade looked over at Dave,”There isn’t much to do, but we could go canoeing in the lake, hiking, and ….I dunno. Hunting?” Jade shrugged and looked back on the road. “Well look at that, we’re here!” She said as she parked the car and turned it off.

“Could this get any worse,” he groaned, sinking into his seat. And then they arrived. Yep. Woo whatta great day. Being forced to go to some dumbass camp. He pushed open the door and slid out, shoving his hands in his pockets. 

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“of all the things you just listed, i dont like any of them. and i guess you can whip me up something. i mean i assume you are a great chef.” he grins at her and leans on the arm rest, propping his elbow up on it. “so how have you been?”

“Oh shut up, Dave! You don’t know anything!” She laughed,”Yes I am a great chef, thank you very much. Uh, I guess you could say I’m doing good! What about you Dave?”

“I do know anything. I know a lot of things. and that is probably the most vague thing ive heard you spit out so far. ‘good’ doesnt tell me how you have been. But whatever. I’ve been okay. And by okay, I mean bored as fuck. Speaking of boredom, what is there to do at camp?”

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harleygnostic:

“Camping is great Dave! It’s relaxing and nature is a beautiful thing! Well dinner should be cooked, but if no I could cook us something when we get there or we could go to a fast food joint, your choice.” She said shrugging. 

“of all the things you just listed, i dont like any of them. and i guess you can whip me up something. i mean i assume you are a great chef.” he grins at her and leans on the arm rest, propping his elbow up on it. “so how have you been?”

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